1. After seeing what I had set out for him to wear for the day, baby hulk screamed “I don’t want to be handsome.” He equates handsome with church shirts.

2. After getting in trouble Goose said, “it’s not my fault when you yell at me, it is your fault.” He’s right, we can only control our own actions, not those around us. I hope he remembers that when he is older and losing his temper.

3. “Where is Turbo’s retired jersey?” (Turbo is a mascot.) “Is it true you were going to name me Kyle?” “How old do you think those little dippers (break dancers) are?” All said by a 14 year old at a flipping Rockets playoff game.