This bitch flower had better bloom before we leave tomorrow. It’s been over a week since Lois the Corpse Flower at Houston’s Museum of Natural Science was set to bloom. They say there is a definite stench in the air and that the flower should bloom within twenty-four hours. It needs to be much faster than that. I have no problem hitting the museum in the middle of the night or super early tomorrow morning, but I want it to be worth my time. How about a birthday present Lois? Get blooming already!