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Thank God for my baby! Lance has managed to get Snax back in the crib after two weeks of sleeping on a pallet. It was kind of cute how he would sleep on a pallet until he was walking the halls two hours past his bedtime. He also kept his brothers up during the night […]

Please explain how a doctor’s office has no problem making you wait for more than an hour without even an apology. I had to take Goose to the eye doctor yesterday for a recommended second opinion. I took him to TCH’s ophthalmology department having skipped them as my first choice when his eye was initially […]

I have a major fear of flying that is silly, but very real to me. Even with Xanax, I get all freaked out before, during and after a flight. And I take a lot of Xanax, an amount that can’t be good for me. We leave early tomorrow and I’m already starting to freak about […]

The biggest question since last week is now “have you thought of any names”. The answer is no. First, Lance hates this game more than any other what-if type of game. The bargaining I have to do to get him to play is out of control! Someone yesterday told me the baby would be here […]

I am finally reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I think it’s as good as the rest of the world does. The only problem: I am only 105 pages in and I have already started reading ahead. There is no chance I make it to the last 100 pages without reading the end first. […]

This morning, I gave the Baby Hulk some milk, and I heard him tell Squirt that it tasted yucky. Being the good mom I am, I poured Squirt a small glass and asked him to taste it for me. (I hate milk and never drink any except a small amount in my cereal, so I […]

This bitch flower had better bloom before we leave tomorrow. It’s been over a week since Lois the Corpse Flower at Houston’s Museum of Natural Science was set to bloom. They say there is a definite stench in the air and that the flower should bloom within twenty-four hours. It needs to be much faster […]

I am the calm one in the family, especially during an emergency. Lance is much more emotional or passionate than I am so if something happens to one of the kids, he freaks out. When I was bleeding excessively, he cancelled the babysitter we had that morning because he didn’t know what else to do […]

Try selling this house once the owner dies: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/05/jean-stevens-wyalusing-wi_n_635588.html I love how she thinks keeping two corpses in her home is just fine.

Is there anything worse than not being able to sleep? I know there is, but right now with my entire house sleeping, I could not be more uneasy. It’s early for me and Lance to be thinking about sleep, but lately one of us has been passing out by 10:30 pm. A sign maybe that […]